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(Great, thought-provoking opener that shows a woman's engaging personality). I want to meet someone who will introduce me to new things, adore (or put up with) my wacky moods and keep me in line. I am looking for a girl, whom I can get lost in conversation with, just as easily as we can share one of those moments of comfortable silence in each others' arms. My job is awesome, but I know when I come home that this is where my priorities and true happiness are.About myself: restless, analytical, and opinionated. I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. Very important: a woman whose profile does not include a shirtless photo or a photo of her with her car. I want to share my passions with you and expect the same from you.But only a few can write presentable profiles and get the attention of quality seekers.
Relocating for the right person is definitely an option. ” ******************************* This is one great dating profile.
Tired of meeting BOYS who tell me what I want to hear, make and break promises, and aren’t ready for something serious.
(This woman is voicing her opinion and shows her personality early on. )) You: Honest, mature, gentleman, emotionally, mentally, financially secure (“financially secure” is a bad move in a dating profile because it’s an immediate red flag to a guy that he might be dealing with a materialistic woman.) Knows how to treat a lady, ready for a long term relationship (this would sound a bit too eager or even desperate to most guys. I live on the East Coast and travel to West every week for work. (This would make the reader believe that she is not looking for anyone special, but just someone to kill time with and subdue her loneliness).
It is free of fluff and very compelling for a guy who can appreciate this type of no-nonsense attitude in a person: “I don’t like most guys, but… Timeless books and movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings. What are you greatest pet-peeves and what makes you weak in your knees from joy and happiness.” Profile #4: Grade A This last profile below gets the highest great for both the content and the creativity. What I particularly like about this profile is that it shows that a woman hasn’t lost faith in true love and romance but at the same time she is also realistic.
I am not interested in most guys and besides perhaps that what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all more special. The ending of it might sound a bit on a more desperate side, but all in all – maybe it’s not such a terrible thing to sound a bit desperate for love and connection if that’s how you really feel.